Perry C is an enigma. He’s shy yet remains comfortable around people. He enjoys conversations with family and friends but values his solitude even more. Yet, none of his friends feel offended by his lone wolf demeanour. He insists that he’s a colourless individual and occasionally echoes Groucho Marx’s quote: “I would never want to belong to a club that accepted people like me as a member.” The few stories within these pages may help reveal the makeup of this introvert.

-Cole Ostamy

 

                 Best-selling author of “How to embrace paper-mâché without slitting your wrists.”

 

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“I’ve spent the better part of my youth seated in front of the television. Every so often, I even had it turned on. Several years of exposure to vacuous content, combined with a short attention span, hampered my academic learning. The unfortunate outcome of this unfavourable lifestyle resulted in an ongoing struggle to express myself without sounding like a babbling idiot. That being the case, I must caution the reader visiting this site. Fits of violent seizures may occur by glancing over these written pieces. Consider yourself forewarned.”

-Perry C